Saturday, 2 April 2011

Brand New Mog's Togs INVISIBILITABBY Collar!!

Do YOU have a seriously mischevious cat?  Are you fed up of him dragging home koi fish worth hundreds of pounds from your neighbour's pond?  Had enough of the constant complaints of him pooing all over freshly prepared flowerbeds and digging up prize carrots?  Does he break through other houses' catflaps and eat THEIR pet's food?  Terrorise the local songbirds?  Tease friendly doggies?  If you're at the end of your tether, we have got the perfect product for you.  No more constant apologising; no more forking out dosh on multiple bunches of flowers and water pistols, no more poop thrown over your fence...

Here at Mog's Togs Labs we have been working tirelessly to bring you this new state of the art INVISIBILITABBY collar, and today it is ready to be unveiled.  Inspired by Harry Potter, this collar will ensure your cat can't be blamed for any of these shenanigans any more.  No matter how much of a cheeky rascal he is, suddenly you'll be getting complimented on your cats magical transformation into a docile, sweet chap who is only ever seen in your house nowadays, sitting happily at the windowsill.

The INVISIBILITABBY collar is available in the full variety of Mog's Togs styles, but really that doesn't matter, for as soon as it's placed on your cat both it and your cat will shimmer and then -pop- disappear.  You can then leave him to get on with his naughty antics for up to 8 hours, after which the invisibility will wear off (after all, we don't want anyone losing their furry pal, do we).  It is then charged overnight in a regular USB socket and is ready to go again the next day.  It is available for the low, low price of just £5,995 and ONLY until MIDDAY TODAY (April 1st 2011).  We only have a few in stock, and expect them to sell out quickly, so you MUST ACT FAST, visit our Folksy or Etsy shops today!

Here are a few photos of the collars in use, taken during our product development phase.  We've pointed out the cats in the photos for you.

Catbypond
Catwithhamster
Catgiantlittertray
Catamongstpigeons

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