I have been being SUPER BRAVE recently as I've been protecting Rachel and Pete from a DEADLY INVASION of nasty icky (delicious) spiders. They're often spotted around the doors...When I see one, I give a warning sound (it sounds like mik-mik-mik-mik) so that the humans know not to approach. They are so stupid though, they always DO approach!
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| DON'T come any closer! This one's HUGE! |
Then I round up the spider and corrall it between my mighty paws, and give it the patented Mia Smack of Doom.
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| I'm not scared of you, spidey. |
I give it a sniff, to check it's been neutralised, and see if it might make a tasty snack.
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| Smells dead... |
The small ones are the yummiest - the big ones I tend to just play with for a while until they are dead or disabled and then leave them for Rachel to clean up. Their legs can be a bit crunchy...
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| OK, you can clean it up now. |
No need to thank me for keeping the humans safe, it's the least I could do. I hope your cats are protecting you too...
